*** DEAD POOL 2010 ***

[Rev. Tseng]

If Sasha Grey is going out we need to make sure to clone her first. Maybe we can cross her DNA with Stoya's and come up with a super porn star.

Stoya was my favorite actress until I found out she dated Marilyn Manson, at which point I lost all respect and admiration for her. Now every time I think about her I see that grotesque's bloated face and I lose my, uh, concentration.

[Coyote]

If Sasha Grey is going out we need to make sure to clone her first. Maybe we can cross her DNA with Stoya's and come up with a super porn star.

Stoya was my favorite actress until I found out she dated Marilyn Manson, at which point I lost all respect and admiration for her. Now every time I think about her I see that grotesque's bloated face and I lose my, uh, concentration.

One of my good friends was Manson's sound guy in the early days. We went to a Manson concert and got back stage, he yelled 'Hey Brian fuck any dogs lately?' and I probably won't get backstage again. But it was funny. Worth it.

Because he's a dog fucker.

[Erindor]

1. Barry Manilow – Sepsis
2. Amy Winehouse – Drugs
3. Dick Cheney – Blackened, shriveled heart failure
4. Lindsay Lohan – Alcohol Poisoning
5. Bob Barker – Pneumonia
6. Keith Richards – Liver failure
7. Leonard Nimoy – Shattered pelvis
8. Queen Elizabeth II – With the lead pipe in the conservatory
9. Jay Leno – Motorcycle accident
10. Kate Goslin – Strangulation
11. Tara Reid – Drugs
12. Abe Vigoda – Inevitability
13. Mary Kate Olson - Drugs
14. Tiger Woods – Suicide
15. Sarah Palin – Grizzly attack
16. Tom Cruise – Ritual Sacrifice
17. MC Hammer – Blunt force trauma
18. The Balloon Boy – Beaten to death once his father gets out of jail
19. Al Gore – Run down by SUV
20. Shia LaBeouf – Terminal douchebaggery

[demosthenes]

If Sasha Grey is going out we need to make sure to clone her first. Maybe we can cross her DNA with Stoya's and come up with a super porn star.

Stoya was my favorite actress until I found out she dated Marilyn Manson, at which point I lost all respect and admiration for her. Now every time I think about her I see that grotesque's bloated face and I lose my, uh, concentration.

One of my good friends was Manson's sound guy in the early days. We went to a Manson concert and got back stage, he yelled 'Hey Brian fuck any dogs lately?' and I probably won't get backstage again. But it was funny. Worth it.

Because he's a dog fucker.

I'm either having a massive case of deja vu, or you've posted that before.

[Thornapple]

Not unlikely, its a funny and true story

[Rev. Tseng]

You mean he really is a dog fucker?

[He Who Must Not Be Named]

1. Harry Morgan - Pneumonia
2. Oscar Niemeyer - Natural causes
3. Dennis Hopper - Complications from prostate cancer
4. James Garner - Complications from stroke
5. J.D. Salinger - Natural causes
6. Billy Graham - Heart failure
7. Zsa Zsa Gabor - Natural causes
8. Ernest Borgnine - Heart attack
9. Dino de Laurentiis - Natural causes
10. B. B. King - Complications from diabetes
11. Kirk Douglas - Heart attack
12. Margaret Thatcher - Strokes
13. Jack Klugman - Cancer
14. Abe Vigoda - Natural causes
15. Betty Ford - Blood clots/stroke
16. Gene Wilder - Cancer
17. Richard Attenborough - Heart failure
18. Ariel Sharon - Passing naturally while still in a coma
19. Mickey Rooney - Stroke
20. Peter Tork - Cancer

I have a good feeling about this year.

[Thornapple]

I have a good feeling about this year.

Based on your performance last year, thats a very bad omen.

[Thornapple]

1) Art Linkletter - (Cancer)
2) Harry Morgan - (Heart failure)
3) Jack LaLanne - (Stroke)
4) Barbara Billingsley - (Cancer)
5) Pope Benedict XVI - (Assassination)
6) Zsa Zsa Gabor - (Cancer)
7) Kirk Douglas - (Heart failure)
8) Fidel Castro - (Cancer)
9) Phyllis Diller - (Cancer)
10) Oscar Niemeyer - (Natural causes)
11) Don Pardo - (Cancer)
12) Kim Jong-il - (Stroke)
13) Betty Ford - (Heart failure)
14) Ray Bradbury - (Heart failure)
15) Mickey Rooney - (Cancer)
16) Queen Elizabeth II - (Stroke)
17) John Glenn - (Heart failure)
18) Betty White - (Stroke)
19) David Rockefeller - (Cancer)
20) Amy Winehouse - (Overdose)

Here's my list for 2010. I'll get someone to lock this thread and move it to the Lore section tommorow. Anyone else who wants to get in you still have till midnight to do so

[Rellim]

Miep Gies: Neck Injury
Mel Brooks: Age
Phylis Diller: Age
Larry King: Age
Muhammid Ali: Natural Causes
Stan Lee: Too awesome to live any longer
Andy Rooney: Age
Mikey Roork: Age
Ernest Borgnine: Age
Betty White: Dildo Accident
Dick Clark: Devil Collected on his soul
Jerry Lewis: See Betty White
Don Rickles: See Dick Clark
George Michaels: Aids
Courtney Love: Shot Gun Blast
Barry Manilow: Sepsis
Amy Winehouse: Drugs
Dick Cheney: Blackened, shriveled heart failure
Lindsay Lohan: Alcohol Poisoning
Bob Barker: Pneumonia

Yes I stoel 5 from Erindor.

[Thornapple]

Our ghoulish 2010 Dead Pool thread is now officially closed. Muhaha!

[Rev. Tseng]

Miep Gies died.


of...falling down.


sigh